Thursday, November 02, 2006

Bill Gates to Adopt Chad - the country!

Not to be outdone by the likes of Madonna or Angelina (who recently discovered that she can actually mine children from her own loins), Bill Gates is going through with his plans to adopt the entire African nation of Chad!

These plans haven't erupted in controversy, as did the Madonna-Malawi affair which alleged the pop star was doing so only to feed her insatiable ego, with no regard for the culture shock a black child might experience from developing a sense of entitlement meant strictly for whites. Sources posed no one has balked because no one believes there's a country in Africa named Chad.

Fellow kabillionare, Warren Buffet, remarked, "Billy's such a cut-up, you never really know if he's joking when he says things like, 'I want to give back to the community' or 'I want a nation.'"

The Uber Geek has stated that after the ink has dried and his Little Republic and he have spent a little quality time together, he might legally change the name of his new family member to "Junior".

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