3 charged with trying to steal coke recipe

ATLANTA, Georgia (AP) (7/5/06)-- Three people have been arrested and charged with stealing confidential information about drink recipes from The Coca-Cola Co. and trying to sell it to rival PepsiCo Inc., federal prosecutors said Wednesday.

This is a caper that was obviously planned when these people were in junior high. So, let's give them points for perseverance. Here's a pic of two of the 'perps' from a serveilance tape. It's a wonder their co-workers weren't tipped-off . They probably spoke in code like, "Birdie in the cornbread" which meant "You're using up my cell phone minutes with this secret code crap!"

One of the suspects' last name is "Dimson". That's a derivative from the "Dumas/Dumbass" clan. It was destiny for him to screw up. I love what gave the Executive Assistant away...she "rifled through the files". Everybody knows 'Executive Assistants' don't file, that's for regular-level assistants and 'temps'. Exec. Asst.s don't do anything clerical beyond showing up; their job skill is to kneel. I ain't mad. I'm good at filing.

She also had some 'new' product shoved in her bag, along with the secret recipe. Can't be water; they've already done that, remember 'Dasani'? Maybe they're going to trot out that menthol flavour that Malt Liquor Co. tried in the '90's. shoot...cokeblak? Coffee coke. Menthol doesn't seem that redic' does it?

The plot was foiled thanks to valient and blanket efforts of the NSA spying campaign. Otherwise, terrorists would be brewing up soft drinks in bunkers and hating our freedom.