Things I've gotten from Craig's List

1. an apt
2. a Trek road bike
3. 3 dates: Twitchy-the-Lawyer (2 X's); Guy looking for a replica of his Ex.
4. to meet whiny wenches whose only real problem was that they did not have a REAL problem
5. a fleeting sense of superiority (as in, at least I'm not that f*cked up)
6. something to do at work
7. bootlegged MS Office Suite for Mac
8. a sweet Mac Powerbook G4 w/ legal MS Office Suite!!!
9. an opportunity to warn others about smelly guy selling the bootlegged MS Office Suite for Mac that expires (see # 7)
10. rid of an enormous armoire refused by Salvation Army (sidenote: Sally's gettin' uppity)
11. Velo - The Tiniest Ass-Kickin' Tiger in the World! (shhh, btw you and me, he's just a cat)
12. a bike rack (see #2)
13. a fancy bookshelf
14. more Instead Disposable Cups than I'll probably ever need (google it, then I dare you NOT to say "eeiw")
15. a therapist