"Age of Love" Yeah - I watched it

Okay, fine, whatever. That Mark Philippoussis guy from the new twist on how to stir up feelings of inadquacy in the female, "Age of Love" seems like a nice person, but he's on my list. Why? The first one booted from the 20-somethings was the black chick. He said, "I don't see myself becoming more attracted to you as time goes on" in spite of having gone on about how gorgeous she was when he first saw her, walking toward him. Those nappy edges got in focus and withered his mojo? And the first one booted from the 40-somethings got the "just friends" blow-off was named "Jodie"! Aaargh! Clearly, me being a 42-yr-old, black Jodi would have made him strike a Edvuard Munch pose! Well, I just so happen to think Austrailian accents are hideous, so there! I have no recourse but to post this romance-novel, big-hair photo and to bitterly blog against this obvious dig at me. For the record, the back of his head is flat.

Lohan & Paris, now GW & Putin - Frenemies, like yeh!

Putin calls out the Drunk Monkey - the Drunk Monkey responds with nukes - Putin suggests putting the missiles in Iraq & Voila! Yet another reason to continue the occupation and a tribute to the 50's, to boot; a Cold War Revival! World Domination Theatre concludes its latest act! I want a soundtrack on my desk by Thursday...I'm looking at you Andrew Lloyd Weber!

Jail isn't fun - who knew?

Paris "I'm sooooo rich, I look down on the Walmart Family" Hilton has never looked more...well, hot. She was released against the sentencing Judge's ruling by Sheriff "Woody", we'll call him, due to an unspecified medical issue that involved a psychiatrist's stamp of approval. Hmmm, maybe a tape of Paris calling the designers from FUBU the "N-word" circluated amongst General Popuation (not as forgiving as Nicole "sure-you're-not-black" Richie) and lead to her 'mental anguish'? Happy Schadenfreude, ya'll!