Almost famous...

For those of you who aren't diehard fans of CBS' "The Early Show", and for everyone hungry for "more Jodi!" check out the link & if you're in NYC, come for a spin!

"Getting Over A Break-Up"

http://www.cbsnews.com/sections/i_video/main500251.shtml?id=3277559n

CBS News Online

Bring it on! Your seed, I mean.

At 43, I am now completely ready to be a mother! Well beyond any biological clock alarms or earmarking my bonus for fertility juice as opposed to blowing it on a vacation and an iPhone, I have incontrovertible proof that I can now raise a human.

This morning, as I walked through the subway turnstile and towards the 6-train, a group of teen girls (the nastiest form of human to walk the earth!), walking shoulder-to-shoulder, oblivious to morning rush crowding, unwilling to turn sideways so that people could pass by, possibly due to their perpetual need to taunt or the binding jeans made even more constricting by belts pulled to the final hole causing the chub to puff out both above and below it, swiped passed me. The one on the end got a healthy whack from the gigantic book I was hauling in my messenger-style bag as it swung back from her knocking it from my side in the first place. She, not surprisingly, made as though she were clubbed like a baby seal and hollered, "OW! Watch where you goin' bitch!" and immediately began that maniacal teenage giggling. Quicker than reflex, the words were out of my mouth, "I will spank your foul-mouthed little butt!" and I harumphed my way down to the track level.

As I mused how dirty that could be construed by pervs within earshot, the metrosexual guy next to me nodded approvingly, which I interpretted as "I now pronounce you ready to mother."