The best reason to vote for Barack Obama, by far!

We are in a recession. We need to get the heck outta OCCUPYING Iraq. We need to rescue & protect the U.S. Constitution. 3-4 Supreme Court Judges will most likely retire and need to be replaced by judges who are not crazy.

But even taking alllllllll of that into consideration, the bestbestbestbestbestbestBEST reason I have come across thus far is...

if, excuse me, when Barack Obama is elected President, Steven Baldwin will leave the country! He's the ugly, unfunny and super-stupid Baldwin Brother who took a perfectly self-destructive cocaine addiction and traded it in for 'Kristianity' - like 'Christianity', only too dogmatic to include likes of Jesus Christ himself, even!

Good. Leave, Steven. Go (back) and hand out bibles in Iraq with burned DVDs of "Bio Dome".