Leave OJ alone!

At the risk of sounding like a YouTube jr. Queen insta-hit, "Leave OJ alone!"

Last night, at the top of the Yahoo News (News?!!!), was that video of some Judge Judy Knock-off "reaming" OJ for, idunno, removing the mattress tag or something else that really fucking matters. A few items down the page was the headline of mobster, killer of 20, turned gov't witness. Did his judge call him arrogant? No, I guess after killing 20 other humans for a living, setting up a nice hedge fund from that hit-moola for your wife, and various mistresses (mistressi?) & your kids' trust funds, then deciding it's time to rat out your "co-workers", makes you almost cuddly and "60-minutes" bookable. Heck, throw in confessions to a shrink, and you've got fodder for Emmy Award winning entertainment! Badabing.

Even zanier, I've heard Hitler and OJ used in the same reference. Really? Hitler, OJ...same thing? ONE dyed-blonde, coked-out homewrecker is a Holocaust? Wow. She was Uber-aryan.

While OJ is in Fla, he should join one of those anti-Castro, private army social clubs, to make some friends and get the law off his back. Nevermind the economic prosperity of Cuban Americans that living here for more than 50 years hath wrought, these people are exiles!!! While other Floridians golf, they love to unwind at remote encampments with combat formations or AK-47 target practice, in between sipping mojitos and plotting the overthrow of Cuba, undisturbed by Homeland Security. Still spry OJ could help the next sneak attack on tourist locales near Havana. They really are different from terrorists like al-Quaida because, well, they vote Republican.

Soooo...If OJ did it or if he didn't, guilty or not guilty...aquitted! Now, leave OJ alone.