All vitamins are not created equal.

Race is not a problem...unless you're an Asian woman looking for vitamins.

New from "GenSpec" the holistic division of the Josef Mengele Institute, a line of vitamins and minerals for caucasian women, mujeres hispanicas and African American women based on vaginas, bigotry and market trends and none of that science-y stuff. It is still unclear what bi, tri, or multi-racial chicks should take (a multi-vite?), so to be on the safe side, the Company recommends buying all applicable vitamins and chopping them up according to your ancestry. This makes total sense because it is soooo totally true that, for example, black Americans in Chicago have the exact-same physiological needs as a black person in Addis Abeba or a black person in Rio de Janeiro. Ever notice how we all seem to know each other? It's because we are exactly the same.